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recently my car rims have been showing signs of aging. Their first user was my brother. And since two petrol heads have been using those rims back to back. It will damn well not last that long. about 4 years old already.
ANND those rims are fake japanese. i.e. made in taiwan. so they dont last very long.
and last long they have not.
Work Emotions 17" x 7.5"  4 hole PCD 114.3. (PCD stands for Pitch Center Diameter)

ok first lets clear things up. the total diameter of the rims doesnt matter. i.e. 17" or 18" or 19" still can use.
the width also isnt very important. i.e 7.5" is ok.
imagine you are a size 10 girl trying to fit into size 8. its still possible, though must squeeze abit.

but PCD is very very important. 114.3 rim must go into 114.3 rim slot.
holes is also important. 4 hole must go into 4 nuts.
imagine you are wearing a right shoe on your left foot, it just doesnt work!
or imagine wearing a glove with only 4 slots, instead of five. (if you have 4 fingers ok loh)

so i was searching online to buy rims. you know what most of these sites show? wah wah wah! Browse according to Brand. Browse according to colour! wtf????? Dont these people have a clue? you dont search for colour and brand first. you have to find the right fit. No use wanting Poh Kong or Tiffany's diamond ring, if they dont have your size. The first very important search criterion is the PCD and holes. once these get settled, then you can think of colour or brand. menyampah sial!

clubbing was good. learned a few basics of shuffeling and c-walking. quite cun. i hope i dont trip over again. not that anyone can see.
belly dancing should be learned. but why only for girrllls??????? not fair.

Hey JJ…

Laparla…

Yeala, where you wanna go ah?

Dunno, you got kereta?

No ah… jalan lah

HERE WE GO!

JJ, where’d you get your canai from?
Rudy, where’d you get your maggi from?
JJ, where’d you get your tosai from?
Rudy, where’d you get your curry from?

I got it from my mamak! I got it from my mamak! I got it from my mamak! I got it got it got it…

JJ, where’d you get your kopi from?
Rudy, where’d you get your nasi from?
JJ, where’d you get your sambal from?
Eh, Rudy, where’d you get your tapau from?

I got it from my mamak! I got it from my mamak! I got it from my mamak! I got it got it got it…

Mamak, looking good from his head to his toe,
Curry overload, body out of control,
Open 24, you can always go,
So happening, also got cendol,

Roti smelling good, they don’t use ghee,
It’s almost small, it’s the place to eat, (apa khabar?)
You can tell curry’s been there for a week, (wah sedap!)
Mamak made it hot, I can feel the heat!

So be veli good and thank your mamak,
He makes food just like a sauna,
Panas, panas, here it comes now, panas, panas, here it comes now,
Oooo

I got it from my mamak! I got it from my mamak! I got it from my mamak! I got it got it got it…

Aney, Aney, Tolong kira please boss!

(Some tamil convo here lolz)

- What?
- Ten ringgit forty cent, buuuttt for you guys - Ten ringgit.
- THANK YOU MACHA!

Eh Rudy..
Ah..
Mmm, tak rasa la. Not enough spice la…
Don’t worry, I know what to do man.
Really?

(Telephone dialling)
HEY JIN!
Ow Sh*t, it’s the morning crew!
HAhahahahahaha

Ho, you ain’t hungry?
Well - I - am,
Take you to a place where they don’t eat ham,
Speak malay or speak chinese,
A little bit of rice and some black eyed peas,
Where else can you go and eat real late?
Straight from the club and it’s food on your plate,
Love Mackie Diz, but not today,
Think I’m in the mood for some cool teh,
Tell JJ, I think I found a winner,
Me and Rudy, we both missed dinner,
So you know that we’re ready to eat,
No durians, now please have a seat!

Come on…
I got it from my mamak! I got it from my mamak! I got it from my mamak! I got it got it got it…

All these food right here, I got all these from my MAMAK.
All these food right here, I got all these from my MAMAK.

If a roti real fine, 9 times outta 10, its coming from my mamak,
If the kopi real sweet, 9 times outta 10, its sweeter at my mamak,
If the cat’s really ugly, I bet you, it is not at my mamak,
If the girl’s real fine, 9 times outta 10, she’s hanging at my mamak,
If you’re chilling in subang, 9 times outta 10, you’re chilling at my mamak,
If you’re hanging in ampang, 9 times outta 10, you’re hanging at my mamak,
At my mamak!

JJ, where’d you get your canai from?
Rudy, where’d you get your maggi from?
JJ, where’d you get your tosai from?
Rudy, where’d you get your curry from?

I got it from my mamak! I got it from my mamak! I got it from my mamak! I got it got it got it…
Roti make some noise!
If you like kopi, make some noise!
If you like mamak, make some noise!
Make some noise, Make some noise, noise, noise…
(noi, noi, noi, noi, noi…)

Ok, ok enough of the noise, eh - macha, macha, Rudy - Stop with the tin cans la!
Are you serious?
Yeala please
Alrite
Eh, but how’s your roti ah?
Ooo, dashyat man
Eh, eh whatchu got eh watchu wat’s that?
Eheh, chicken, lamb, everything inside!
Got telur?
GOOOOOTTTT

ape ah. its like everything i do, is watched so closely. I cant win. Not allowed to be free. No one is allowed to be able to say what they want to say or feel what they want to feel without it being critically analyzed.
photos,
blogs,
writings,
comments,
what ever ever ever ever.....
sial pukimak betul. this world is turning into one big sappy/teeny novel. cant it be real for once?
yang aku bengang, apasal ade orang yg peka sangat? bila perlu peka, tak peka. bila peka, lebih lebih lak. bila dah lebih, macam donkey, pekak. stubborn.
kureng aseemm......
jom ah gi zouk, siapa nak ikut? aku belanja sex on the beach. sex in the desert. sex in the forest. whateva la.